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To make Wendy happy is my plan,

I shall make it happen as quick as insta-tan

For she is unhappy

Feeling all crappy

Oh look a blind man



Rachel Hollingsworth is mean

Her head shaped like a bean

She makes fun of my hair

When hers is barely there

It's synthetic, her skin like a tangerine



Wendy was very small

she developed a complex to be tall

she though that by stretching

that she'd be fetching

those magazine's on top shelves of the stall.



Wendy worked for a bank

she thought it was rather wank

she went all barmy

and stole from the army

she destroyed everything with a tank.



Adam recently started reading

after years of his mum's pleading

books about killers

now they're page fillers

much better than the books on weeding.



Adam was a boy with black hair

he was recently put into care

he now finds it funny

to stroke his white bunny

when in fact he is stroking the air.



Adam was a boy of great skill

until he swallowed that pill

it made him all loopy

now his face is all droopy

and he developed the urge to kill.



Barbie was a girl with no zen

she went out with a guy called Ken

as she's not lucky

when she asked for nooky

he told her he was more into Ben.



Adam enjoyed the odd snack

he often bought by the pack

he went down the street

snacking on meat

until he collapsed on his back.



There was an old man called Martin

you couldn't go near for the fartin'

it stank like an egg

you'd need a nose peg

and if you did it'd do your heart in.



Adam was looking to the sky

he thought he saw a pie

in fact he was wrong

it was a man's thong

and it fell on his neck like a tie.