Painting Nudes'

Just a thought!

Someone ask me to paint them nude...

I said sure, send me a head shot

with age , weight and tatoo placement.

She said wait, she wanted a "nude portrait."

I said well, the head shot gives me hair, skin

and eye color, the age tells me how many

wrinkles, weight is how big to make your butt,

Tatoos tell me where to mark out reality,

The rest is pretty much universal.

She said, "But what if I don't want a bush?"

I said, "Honey, you'll have to take care of

that yourself, I'm just the painter!"...

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"Painting Nudes"

sweetwater's picture

Haha, I love this, bit

Haha, I love this, bit cheeky, a little rude, but fun. :-)

lesbians_unite's picture

interesting... I like it

interesting... I like it