My second ode to Russell Brand entitled Rolls Royce parts

A Rolls Royce let me tell you

spare part prices would make u blue

£1250 for an exhaust system

worth more than my panel van


and £200 for a brake disc

a piece of metal that’s all it is

superior complex that’s a fact

just cos its for the Rolls brand


Talking of Brand, this is for you

cos universal mind told me to

could be a test, or not?


But of this poem you've had your lot

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