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My ode to Tim Martin entitled 'you have to love the spoons'
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marketing, me and others greetings Tim how do you do?
had to write a poem to you
as you as you are owner of the spoons
and I really wanted to tell you
what a National Treasure you are
UK pubs you have really raise the bar
you offer such value for money
whether it rains or even if it's sunny
90's prices on beer and food
has really insured that you
lead the way in the pub industry
other pubs too greedy to follow your lead?
you do marvelous things with old buildings too
studied that is part of my degree too
not that I use it today at all
chose another path, more of a ball
on the money about Covid too: Stinks
and in this, the golden age, truth soon
and your staff love working for you
never met one with the blues
(only a blatant hangover or 2)
its a great service you give us
but if your too stuck up, out of luck
go pay a fiver a pint across the road
ignored the food price, bet it was a load
social club, student bar, creche, rolled into one
there are also dancefloors in some
open fires to keep the place warm
and wonderful terraces to bathe in the sun
and the moral of writing this poem
dont knock them until you try them
for their customers, a little slice of heaven
