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I stuck a Q-tip up my nose

Just to see what I might find

Mother wasnt at home just then

She's quite the meddling kind

And I couldnt do what I really like to do

Mom said she read somewhere

That it would make me go blind

Any way, with the q-tip

I poked around and I probed around and I  felt around a bit

Then with a mighty push

I shoved it in hard

Just to see how far up it would fit

All of a sudden

My life flashed

My brain screamed

And blood flowed from my nose like cheap draft beer

The pain was so great that my balls shiveled

And I shrieked like a little queer

Just before crossing over to meet grandma

It was mothers voice I could hear

"How many times have I told you to blow your nose you twit" !!!

"Q-tips are made for your ear" !!!