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Writers Block : A comedic Poem.
Ya, well I used to be good at this
all I needed was paper and pen for an easy 10
Argh, It used to be so easy
After reading my stuff, even my mother would leave me
Why can't I write anymore!
Nothing seems to Rhyme, I can't spell, my brain has shut down!
I could write for hours and have nothing to show
Not even Poe could grant me that writer's flow
My technical aspect is all but dead
It looks like it was made up in Sarah Palin's head
my metaphors are boring, my analogies just suck
lately, even Chris Brown seems to have better luck
You know, this stinks! Where is my talent?
JUST LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
Ya, I bet that would make a better poem
Pshh, Just kidding Chris Crocker, It probably wouldn't
Wait, now my pen is starting to dry!
YO USHER, I think I'm gonna cry
Now my poem is starting to sound like a lullaby
I bet I could even make Rosie tear If I really try
I guess maybe this just wasn't meant to be
John and Kate's marriage has a better chance then me
Maybe I'll just stick to something else
I wish thats how Miley's singing career felt
Ha! I know how this feels. Very good, even though it was written in a writers block, and about writers block, it's rather good. The rhyming is kind of off, as is the flow of it, but I think that adds to it, since it's just kind of fun and a release of frustration. But just give it time, and it will come back to you.
I'm a psycho, not a doctor.