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What I want you to know about me...

I am a happy guy in a relationship. I am on here to post these poems and see if I can get better at writing them. Usually I just write them down just to get them off my mind and when I am done I just throw them away.

About My Navel

It's an innie and sometimes a lint trap.

Favorite Stuff (poets, poems, quotes, hobbies, etc.)

I'm a guy I like guy crap. Hunting, fishing, guns I'm a pretty decent shot, explosions good old Uncle Sam taught me a thing or two about that ( Disclaimer NO I am NOT the uni-bomber or any other idiot. I'm not out to hurt anyone for any reason. ) I like motorcycles, car shows and any engine that gets 11 mpg or less because it has horse power. I enjoy working with my hands. Twisting wrenches, carpentry, I've built a couple of computers if it involves my hands tools and sweat I'll give it a go. Oh yeah I can't believe I didn't mention this sooner I like Dogs. Can't remember not ever having one. I like music lots of music not quite all music but lots of music. Rock, Metal, Punk, Grunge, Alternative, Rap, Hip Hop, Country, Jazz, Blues, Soul, Classical, you know the basics. Oh yeah somehow in the middle of all that testosterone driven guy stuff I like poetry go figure.

Things I say:

Statement: I miss you.
My response: Quit throwing things at me and that won't happen.

Statement: Hi. or Hi!
My response: No I'm not, thanks for asking.

When it's raining out I will approach someone and say: They say that it might actually rain sometime today.

Drive thru order: Welcome to _______ May I take your order?
My order: Yes burger fries soda and an order of spaghettios please. ( some girls at a local arby's actually made me a can once yes I ate them)

Remember that one time we went to that one place and did that one thing? ( I did write a poem inspired by this statement )

My greatest strength is my stupidity and you know I'm as dumb as they come. ( you would have to know my line of work to better understand that one)

I know I'm the only one who thinks I'm funny but at least I'm entertaining someone.

I'm not anti-social
I'm pro-solitude

The smartest thing I ever said:
Hey do me a favor?
Don't let me be me.


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