MY CAT DID IT

             My cat gets online.

             She goes all the time.

    She goes to a lot of websites and finds them a delight.

  She found my credit card.

  No, it was not hard.

   She ordered hundreds of dollars in cookbooks.

   She gave me a look.

             A time for her, that is really fine.  

             It really makes her purr.

              He cannot, after all go to the mall.

              Online, he has a ball.

              Every time, when she is alone.

              She even ordered my dog a bone.

              I was it was funny.

              Then, I got the bill for a lot of money.

            

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I wrote this after watching my cat walk across the keyboard, and stepping on the delete button.

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Ruth Lovejoy's picture

hilarious piece, I had a cat years back that use to do that. What I also find funny is in part of your piece you say she purrs then in the next "he" cannot after all go to the mall. Sounds like you have an intersting kitty...