JOB LISTING

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TEACHING POEMS

Company of 290 million seeks energentic, tough, leader for

4 or 8 year position.

  Duties

Run company; provide education for all employees, balance the company budget, general improvement in the company, be involved in helping other companies; have meetings with other company leaders, eliminate bad leaders of other companies, and much more.

  Benefits

A large 132 room, white house in Washington DC, with staff,

A jumbo jet, helicopters, and a limosine for transport,

Great power both in the United States, and abroad.

  

   Pay: $400,000 a year

   Great job for the right person.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

  Would'nt it be funny if this listing appeared in the Washington Post or another major paper?

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This is cute. I like it.