All the Bells and Whistles

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Joined: 2011/12/29

If there's a coin operated

Machine for happiness

Then point me in the direction

Of a local retailer,

I want all the bells and whistles,

The deluxe model,

I'll take it in candy apple red

And sleep with it

Nestled tight when dreams

Are fed to me just right,

I'll carry it with me to the bar

And all the girls will know

That, hey, that guys happy,

I bet he has his life together,

A real go-getter

I assume his role in society

Is fitting and fine

A model citizen to which

all admire,

But this machine you can buy,

This machine that is easily

Accessible and fits

Into most overhead

storage compartments

Is not for sale,

Because what you need to have it

Is what it actually might be