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Advice for Rudy Giuliani
Advice for Rudy Giuliani
A murmur grows around Mayor Rudy
As he contemplates his duty
‘Midst cancer and his leaving wife
He struggles for his public life
Faced with a carpet-bagging foe
What should he do? It’s hard to know…
Perhaps the answer’s near at hand
And modeled by Ms. Clinton’s man
Who faced with shame and ridicule
Stayed on when hope was miniscule
A master of the smiling lie
He managed finally to get by
In truth, advantage may exist
In an unexpected twist
For Hillary can’t criticize
Because of all the Clinton lies
In fact, the answer may just be
To pile on more and not to flee
If history has taught him well
He needs to pave his road to hell
With lies much bigger than before
And spread some rumors of a whore
With whom he’s been seen publicly
And build deniability
If things get hot, or pile on more
Perhaps he’ll just begin a war
He can’t drop bombs upon Iraq
Perhaps New Jersey he’ll attack
If Washington should interfere
Blame nepotism; create fear…
When one is battling with a snake
There’s always risk you have to take
To send Hillary to her fate
The answer’s clear, triangulate!
Kick her hard right in the fanny
And the winner may be Giuliani
© 2000 Bart Breen
