Bad Haiku

I wear a steel toed boot

So in case I drop my flute

I won't hurt my foot.


Author's Notes/Comments: 

My entry in the stupidest haiku contest.

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Jim Valero's picture

This ain't stupid, but witty. If stupid people were this witty, they would be fun rather than dull. Nicely done. Thanks for the smile.:)

Violet Carolina's picture

Laughing out loud...

Dan Tompsett's picture

Ye get's MY vote! lol..@v0

Louie Tran's picture

LOL, now that ain't no haiku! LOL, that shit's funny!

Dead Poet's picture

ah hahahahah! i wasn't aware of a stupid Haiku contest but i'm going to submit one also hehe, maybe jason and i should draw up the rules 1) haiku form 2) nah, just let it be stupid 3) nah, just let it be retarded ah hah, let me know what you think! and maybe you can help me with the rules too.