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I have this kind of crazy friend
But he's down with me until the end
he chops up those who get on his nerves
He's Stabby Snake the Klown

There was a mean boy at school who was calling me fat
Stabby hit him over the head with a baseball bat
when the blood rushed out, we started to laugh
My friend Stabby Snake the Klown

One day, a girl was calling him "freak"
I pulled my knife and stabbed her cheek
when her face started to leek
Stabby and i were dancing

Now I know he's not your normal guy
He shoots at people while wearing a bowtie
His watch always reads 4:20

His "water bottle" is filled with Vodka
But you know what?

He's always been by my side
he fights for what is right
he doesn't take no bullshit
He's forced to hide in the night 

We have always been best friends
He doesn't try any funny klown business on me

Because he loves me like a sister
Because he knows finding good friends isn't easy

So the next time you see bad shit going down,
ask "what would Stabby Snake do?"
well, he'd be rolling on a beach ball, juggling knives
Laughing while he throws them at you

The Klown, the legend, give it up for Stabby Snake!