Slimy Cure

 Slimy Cure

There was an old lady who was down with flu

She had so many sneezes didn’t know what to do

She took some bitter pills and some cough syrup

None of these medicines worked she couldn’t get up

 

Then came a slimy earthworm with patience and bud

Crawled into her nose cleaned her with soap sud

Put her on a mattress out in the hot tropical sun

Now she is sitting ‘fore the telly pen in hand having fun

 

©bishu

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Some words inspired by a nursery rhyme "There was an old woman who lived in a shoe....." Dedicated to a friend on postpoems who has struck me off hz/hr friend list. Must be having a good reason though. Respected Hz/Hr excuse me if I have offended you in any manner whatsoever. Or are you scared that I'm on terra firma .....LMAO

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SSmoothie's picture

oooooohhhh! YUMMY! ;) id try

oooooohhhh! YUMMY! ;) id try it if it works no problems!!! lol had a good laugh with this one! hugss


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

bishu's picture

Thank ye so much my good friend SSmoothie

Thank ye so much my good friend SSmoothie.Glad ye luffed.Let us enjoy the site openly without any "friends' or "foe" As some great guy said " All poets are of the same ilk" So youz and meez are da same . I know yah as SSmoothie and yah noze me as bishu thru words and posts.If I am wrong pleaze do correct me. BTW I have received your PM and replied to it. Hopefully "bad" cannot reign over "good" forever. You are on my friend list in the coziest corner of my slimy heart

 


©bishu 

 

nightlight1220's picture

Lmao...  Dear sir... I kicked

Lmao...  Dear sir... I kicked all friends out because of one uninvited guest that kept returning...name-spam. And now I am afraid to have any friends at all... I have not seen that ugly spam woman since I got rid of all friends. I will say I blocked some people too just for the heck of it.. trying anyhing to get rid of that wretched spammer... selling watches and other trinkets. I barely even wear jewelry. 

 

I wrote to the adminstration about it.

Just really don't know what to do about it. 

 

:-/

 

..


...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."

"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "

 

bishu's picture

Oh nightlight1220 I'm really so sorry for misunderstanding

Oh nightlight1220 I'm really so sorry for misunderstanding. A similar spammer was into Mr Bern's post. I reported it to Mr Jason some time ago. The B was trying to sell boots and warm jackets and that too in dollars LMBAO . The spam comments or should I say adspams were soon deleted by admin. Well so thats the big story.Agai Dear nightlight1220 I am so so sorry for misunderstanding you.Please excuse me with your goodness. To hell with spammers !!!!!!!

~your~true~friend~an~unspammer


©bishu 

 

nightlight1220's picture

And btw, for anyone's

And btw, for anyone's information, not that it makes a difference to me because i think the whole idea of placing friends on a list is ridiculous...what? Mean to say that someone's name has to be on my "list of approval" in order for me to be nice to someone and treat them as a friend. Isn't that really a little childish?  Ms. Dovely had defriended me way before the spammers came barking onto 3 different posts of mine and filled the comment section with their ads. That was really the most annoying part was how they fill the comment section up amd you have to go to the third page to see anyone's comment. 

 

I disagree that the friends you have has nothing to do with it. 


...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."

"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "

 

bishu's picture

Thanks Dear Mm nightlight for the info.. I agree so

Thanks Dear Mm nightlight for the info.. I agree so I am seriously thinking of deleting all my postpoems contacts.You know better about such matters so even if my (so called) friends feel bad I'll delete them (including you) I'm thinking of making a list of the pen names and then when I feel like reading their posts I can always read them without their being my "friend" Sorry all "friends" on postpoems... Let's just be "friends" in words.As regards "Dovely" he/she deleted her profile and returned with the same profile name..Can I have your further considered views on this matter because I personally wisht that this esteemed site should be clutter-free and safe for all. ~goodbye~a~pickaxe~pecking~words


©bishu