Am I The Only One?

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Bern's Prose.

 

Am I the only one?

 

 

 

I know that this title has got you a little nosey. Is he the only one what? Now that is what you will find out at the end of my scribble. After all if I told you straight away there would be no need for me to write and certainly not for you read. I am not really the only one but I and many more think that I am.

 

 

 

It does not worry me what others think that I am and after all it is only myself that this really concerns. So I must again ask you to have a little more patience and I will give you the answer. Please do not think that I enjoy waiting with the answer, of course I enjoy waiting that is why I am writing this rubbish, hanging it out so as to say. Who knows it might teach you to be patient or at least read another’s dribble. I myself know that if any psychiatrist were to read this he or she would have me sent to a hospital for the mentally sick. No I am sure that you would not want that for me and any nonsense that I might write. After all I am a complete stranger to you and I would not mind betting that you are still very curious as to what I am that you will have to wait till the end of my writing to find out.


Did you say I really cannot wait and longer and you will skip to the end of my writing to have a peep to see what it is that that I am the only one. Well I will tell you I am the only one up till now that has had the cheek to write this rubbish knowing that many will read it to the end. Excuse me for my broad grin on my ugly old face.


Yes I must admit I have with age got rather noticeably ugly do not get worried I am not going to ask you to kiss me. I do not want to be responsible for any strange lines appearing on your or your face this is only a little nonsense written in the English language for a friend of mine that lives in Calcutta in India. Have a nice evening from the scribbler Bern.

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

My indian mate bishu, a little more of my cheeky nonsense enjoy my best wishes to you and your lovely Family from Martha and Bern.

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Laughing out loud at this one Dear Respected Austromate

Does you alwaz hab ta mentan da brats name.. This reads like a politicians talk.Saying nothing Laughing Yet so much said Laughing So my dear wrinkled parchment face have a nice festive season with Respected Lady Martha Smile

~Ever a wellwisher a small wrinkled shrivelled balded Indimate not yet riddled with hate~


©bishu