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As I look into the mirror

I don"t like what I see.

If I could lose a stone

a younger man I"d be.



There"s crows feet around my eyes

a stomach spreading fast,

eyebrows oh so bushy

and nose hair oh so vast.



At least my hairs still there

of that I"m proud to say.

The only thing is this

It"s gone completely grey.



There are things I could buy

I think it comes in tubes

(oh my God to goodness)

there"s grey hair in my pubes.



Oh that is bloody it

I tell you have no fear

I begin a new regime

at the start of this New Year.



It is not a midlife crisis

huh, that "ll be the day

it"s just like, well you know

make old age go away.



It is straight down to the chemist

yes that will be the plan.

Right up to the counter

and buy a spray on tan.



Then in to a salon

progress my hairs lifespan.

I think I"ll change its colour

and dye a happy man.