Cock of the north.

If you have a big cock you rule.....

The swimming baths, changing rooms.

Oh and love life, you are the Man....



Life is sweet.

Who else but you could wear Speedos?



Oh yeah,

like not the rest of us...

Penis envy is alive and well

and not just living in Paris,

it is a world wide phenomenon.



Everybody looks,

everybody measures,

everybody celabrates or spews....



Every pouch is different, yes.

Cocked and ready to fire.



Yeah, agreed?

Just that awful word...



Size,



Oh it matters

just like it splatters.



length,

round head or cavalier,

oh and fucking girth!



Hand held or technical

you spout forth that one phrase..

"It isn"t what you got,

it"s how you use it."



Yeah right!



Whether it is fantasy

or personnel bayonet practise,

or even the Real thing....



A cock is like a coke.

It comes in different

shapes and sizes

and the only good thing is

it can be totally addictive.

Especially when hand held,

if you shake it hard enough

it will explode!



It is available both

day and night

at an outlet near you....



Oh,



Always wear a condom.

Yeah..........Right.

Like we all like Pepsi.

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shawon1982's picture

very interesting!


Dr. Zayed Bin Zakir Shawon