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The Lion
As I walked through the woods one day,
A mountain lion pounced my way.
For me it's lunch, he said.
For you, it's the end of your days.
Why you low life waste of fur, said I.
If I I were a black hole , I would spit you out.
If I were vomit , in disgust, I would slide away.
If I were poop, I'd turn from a rich cow brown,
To a nasty shade of grey, just to keep you away.
Puzzled, the mountain lion said,
Well then, ha ! I'm going to stay.
Go ahead, said I.
Turned, and walked away.
