Lym Er Ricks And Arms



There once was an infant named goober

who spent his teethe time on a tuber

he bit it so hard

when mom added lard

his French fries now come in size super.


Goober of the super sized fries

ordered too many crust crispy pies

his cholesterol rose

when the carbs made him doze

he dreamed of a Greaser’s demise.


Goober, Travolta, and Fonz

each took oaths to form oil slick haired domes.

They hung out like guys

eating tons of French fries

then spend summer nights searching for combs.











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