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There was an old lecher from Spain

who most people though quite insane

he ate lots of pussy

liked it free, wet, and bushy

and sucked it all down like a drain.

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I once met this Espanol lecher

he patted my ass and said gotcha

I hard kicked his shin

he said do it again

but higher would be so much better.

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I booked a fast jet out of Spain

couldn't get the old letch off my brain.

He arrived full of courage

put his hand on my luggage

said, "Senora, let's fuck on the plane."

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Emblazoned, I cold cocked his chain

ignoring his outburst of pain

I gave him the boot

and with no parachute

sent the old horny letch back to Spain.

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allets

09-08-17

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