Limerick Au Scot



There once was a dude from Glenfinnan

who spent his spare time inside women

he made them scream loud

till one wife he endowed

and for it was sentenced to prison.


This delicate lad from the highlands

was lost no buts, ifs, he had no ands

alone all inside

he swallowed his pride

when they turned his ass over to brigands.


This shell of a Scot from Glenfinnan

lived a life as only such men can

no women came near

he lived mostly in fear

of his cell mate less outside than in 'im.









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