Ode to Dip

Whether it's Grizzly or Cope
People say "eeeeew gross!"
The smell makes non-dippers choke
But I keep my can close

Yummy delicious wintergreen
Or icy cool mint
They say that it is quite obscene
Hoping I get the hint

The habit gets quite expensive
And my dentist thinks I'm a fool
Dental work needed will be quite extensive
And I know dipping doesn't make me cool

But three things have been with me through thick and through thin
My friend, my brother, and my Copenhagen

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I wrote this poem in my English Composition class today, needless to say, my teacher wasn't too thrilled about it.

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