I Pissed My Self Today

I pissed my self today

a email a phone call

is surely on it`s way


I pissed my self today

went out side to go to work

hell , iwas scared to walk to my truck


I pissed my self today

looked under my truck

looked behind a tree

i just knew that terrorist

would be there waiting for me


So when i go outside

i put on my boggin

i hope that big bully

don`t smack my noggin


But i have come to a conclusion

that that old cyber bully is just an illusion

calls me stupid,but in my back wood  sort of way

i just smile cause i just put his ass away


He thinks he`s the elvis

of the airways ,but my old stupid ass

just blowed him away...

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