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2012 I once knew a twat
That dated a cat
She really had a venomous trap
She cut off all his friends
Till it was she on whom he solely depends
This was his current girl friend trend
He’d eventually see the light
And be surprised by the sight
Of the mess of his plight
He’d have one friend he could call
Once the cat had gone to fetch her ball
Through the mess they would crawl
To see how far he had gone to fall
Onwards they would climb
On the grapevine
Word got out that he was back on his feet
Only for the next cat that he would meet
Whom he thought was sweet
Only for history to repeat
