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The Power of a Beard
The meaning of growing a beard:
A beard is raw power.
It shows your masculinity and strength.
It is a requirement when you head off to battle.
for your enemies will forever fear your awesome godlike beard.
It is a sign of achievement. a manly goal.
To shave or rip it off,
is the same feeling as a dog being neutered.
Its a feeling equivalent to being lost.
you feel like you are without balls.
even 10 minutes before you shaved you felt as if you had balls of steel.
To have a beard is to have meaning.
Its a feeling of leadership.
something to scratch to help you think.
You are the Abe Lincoln Leonidas thinking man of stone all in one
With a beard comes great respectability and responsibility
and requires great talent.
It is hairs spewing from your powerful masculine soul.
Without mine I feel forever lost trudging these waters of life alone.
Carded for video games and cigarettes are the price I pay without my amazing beard.
Its not a fault. at least mine.
McDonald's makes me rip it off everyday.
Every time I shave I must bury my beard with my self esteem.
for I feel powerless till at least 5 p.m.
