The Enlightened Nomad

Beware of earthwalkers and nomads abroad

For you shall ne'er meet a greater blight.

Amongst pointless fables and stories they've stored

Is the greatest of disinterest for your own plight.


In lieu of achievements and lives to be made,

Is a fucking painful conversation. 

"You've not been to (x)? I'm utterly dismayed!"

Na mate, get fucked. 


Stay away from the man-bunned fuck

Or the leathery hag with fistfuls of brain.

For in blatant terms, they really just suck

And mere interaction is a bloody strain. 

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