Fairy Tales

Once upon a time

Isn't that how it goes?

but whats after all that

Does anyone know?



What happened after the sunset

into which they rode?



Snow white

Where did your dwarfs go

Did Prince Charming turn into a pimp

and now your their little ho



Cinderella

Didn't you marry Prince Charming too?

I guess he's pimpin' you out

to thoughs little migits too



Hey beast, after a while

Didn't beauty's beauty fade?

So what do you do with her now,

Seeing as she's nothing

but a bitching old hag



Hey Eric

Ever wonder why

Even after Areal had legs

She stilled smelled like rotten fish

Oh well, she still has that beautiful voice

to bitch at you with



Hey Tinkerbell

I heard things weren't going to well

whats the matter all those lost boys got old

And you get held down by your fairy wings

and get raped

At least, thats what I'm told



So, I guess now we know

what happened to some of those

fairly tale girls

I guess it's good our

young wishes never came true

Because there's no such as

"Happily ever after"

I wish I'd always known that

Don't you

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Life is no Fairy tale, but who said fairytale life was so great anyways
right?

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