IDIOTS IN THE WIND

When the hurricanes come

They grab their microphones

And head for the beach

You can spot them

In their trenchcoats

Leaning Geraldo-style

Into the gale

They seem to think

We red states

Need a visual aid

But we're not the ones

Dodging the debris

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Why do weather channel producers think they must have their reporters soaked and leaning into hurricane winds or knee-deep in flood waters in order to do their reporting? These conceited jokers really insult our intelligence!

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