"Do These People Know I'm a Model?"

Mombi's Heads

Queen of the K-Mart flyer

Expired; this coupon is no good

Commited a coup on your best friend

Called me on 9/11

"Can't you see thousands are dying?"



You were just being dramatic...

Stooping to stalking dropped your stock

"I'm outside your house

Come talk to me."

Good God, what's next?

Dead rabbits in the attic?


A chubby redhead, odd, perplexed

"Meet my new boyfriend."

Sweet Jesus
No speech

You put a fat cat on a leash

And now this poor bastard must master

The ego and appearance fees

Of a gal with the personality

Of a wall at Applebee's


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