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Need I Repeat Myself?
How many times must I repeat myself
I've said it a million times
I DO NOT LIKE YOU!
You are a pebble in my shoe
A cockroach I just want to step on
A pest I just want to exterminate
Yet you still keep on comin
Do you not get that when I do not pick up the phone,
it means I do not want to talk to you
I hate hearing that phone ring at 12 o'clock midnight
It's like someone screeching to my ears
30 times I have to hear that phone ring (within a month)-
30 times!
And I hate the fact that I cannot block you
Why I ever gave you my phone number,
I do not know.
Somewhere along the lines, we were friends
But you kept on calling continuously
When I already told you, "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"
IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME THAT WE HUNG OUT AND THAT'S BECAUSE I HAD TO TRAIN YOU AT WORK!!!"
Whoop-dee-doo!
And you're already calling me
"honey," "sweetheart," "dear"
PLEASE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Can I just strangle you?
