How Much Can I Rhyme?

I'm a self proclaimed insaniac

I'll probably die of a heartattack

went to the doctor...

he gave me prozac

that turned me into

to a drug addact

nothing short of a maniac

normality is what I lack

could you give me a massage...

for my aching back?

when I'm in school, I'm a brainiac

got all my books in my back pack

when I'm at work I'm making stacks

and when I'm at Mcdonald's,

I order the big mac

at the grocery store,

they ask what kind of sac

and I tell them...

I prefer plastac

when I'm on the farm

I sleep in the haystack

slap people up...

for talking smack

dont hurt me..

dont talk back

if it gets ugly...

get out the wrestling matt

Now for us..

to get back on track

you prolly all think...

that I am whack

but step in and take off

your jackat

we'll sit face to face..

have a little chat

how did I get to chat from isaniac?

maybe its time to stop this...

where its at

I never claimed

not to be a psychopath

but I'm out...

and that is that

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