I killed Santa claus (tune of here comes Santa claus)

 I killed Santa claus, I killed Santa claus

   I killed the "jolly" fat man.

    Vixen and blitzen and all his reindeer, brining in a pan.

    Santa's chokin, deer are soakin. Cant wait to have me a bite.

    Forget your stockings, ain't nothin there, cause Santa aint comin tonight.

       

   I killed Santa claus, I killed Santa claus

   I killed the greedy fat troll.

    That fat bastard with all those presents and all I get is coal. 

    Rage was seething, angry feeling, only meant to give him a fright.

 Forget your stockings, ain't nothing there, Cause santa claus died tonight.

    

  

    

Author's Notes/Comments: 

 I do not wish to offend anyone. It's meant to be funny,  so please, Just Find The Funny and Laugh It Up.