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COMEDY. Down in the country of the Gaderine
It is there that they are herding swine.
Devilish hard they are to herd;
I should know for they were mine.
Now,swine they are obstinate pigs,
They go where they do choose.
Too much it is that they do cost
If one of them you should lose.
There I was with two thousand or so,
You may say I was fully insured,
But you'll have to guess if I'm a jew
For then what I was doing's outlawed.
Now,I was watching my pigs alright
And just couldn't believe my eyes!
Down by the graves a naked bloke
He's just filling the air with cries.
Another man had a word with him,
Seemed it was only for a minute or two,
Then the devil himself got into my pigs
And over a cliff they flew.
So,I filled out all those forms
With the strangest tale to tell.
Devil take the herding of swine,
They can all go straight to ....Well!
I never much trust insurance blokes
But you never heard the like of this clod.
Jewish Insurance Limited,for two thousand pigs....
And he says it's An Act of God!
