Fresh Boiled Pain For Sale

Fresh boiled pain for sale! Fresh boiled pain!

Better buy some now, it might rain!

Come and buy some now. don't run out.

I've got quite a lot - do not doubt.



I have every variety -

I care not for propriety.



My pain is genuine you know,

I have a source where it does grow.

Pain! Pain! Well, get your fresh pain here!

Swallow it down with some cold beer.



Fresh boiled pain for sale! Fresh boiled pain!

Buy some now and come back again.



I have every variety -

I care not for propriety.



My pain really hurts. It wracks me.

For the connoisseur, it is free -

Yours for the asking, given away!

Agony is the price to pay.



Come and buy my pain. Yes , please do!

Just take it away! I'll owe you.

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