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FUN POLICE 

Fun police use chamois

Mopping up liquid fun

Preventing pools of fun

At the end of the Aeon

Fun extracted from galactic core

Prevents thermoplasmic fun

Everywhere there are fun police

Dressed as clowns imitating fun

Only to arrest real funny clowns

Fun is succussed in centrifuges

And placed in homeopathic remedies

The FDA as fun police ban all remedies

The fun candidate comes in last

The incumbency issues an executive order

Keeping fun out of the primaries

Dr Funnybone’s license is revoked

The Medical Board decreed he exceeded

Tickling pink guidelines and protocols.

Trust funs are seized by fun police

Holding funs in escrow deemed excessive

And deleterious to a proper sense of fun

No matter how much fun is eclipsed

Hordes of fun lovers revolt into a crazed

Manic march tipping the scales of tipsy-fun.

@2026 Sai Grafio