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Simian Sam
Simian Sam
Simian Sam was aptly aped
With lantern jaw in yearbook photo
At birth his father wore a bandana,
Handed him a banana,
Thinking he mistakenly looked
Like an ape-like Quasimodo
The doctors said they have never seen
One who possessed a knuckle dragger gene
A possible throwback to left behinds
Scientists took note of theories remote
Rule out cloning from genes of those kinds
He possessed a dozen Y chromosomes
Had hair growing from ears like rhizomes
A Paleozoic left behind of left behinds
A cross with Neandertal and a grey back
He could rip and tear the jaws of a lion
As far of physical prowess, there was no lack
It was as if he was made of pieces of iron.
Simian Sam knew no muscular equal
He could outdo Tarzan in every sequel.
Give it up for the mighty Simian Sam,
The marquee read, One powerful man.
@2026 Sai Grafio
