Consider Uncle Carapace Goiter

"The land, its people, and their blood are our glory,"

declaimed our elder statesman, Uncle Carapace Goiter,

having wakened early to enter the

delapidated gazebo

where he had gone to study---to reconnoiter---

the collected Works of Seneca.

Meanwhile, the bottled placebo

failed to work:  he needs a suppository,

or, if not that, an enema.


Starward

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