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Captain, I don’t think I should be boarding.

I fear your voyage may be compromised.

Handsome specimens are duly hoarding,

And your charted course may go unrealized

If all of us are allowed to embark.

No, I don’t think I should cross the gangway.

Pretty soon I’d treat this as Noah’s Ark –

I’d be forced to take each and have my way.

They won’t have the freedom of defenses.

My seductive powers would work their might

And they’d drop all their rigid pretenses.

Ay, ay, I’d be fishing with dynamite.

I’d best sail elsewhere, give these blokes a chance,

But we still have a moment. Shall we dance?