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Long Way To Richmond
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Parodies Well, it’s a long way to Richmond
Going west on 64
All these asshats on the highway
Their brake pedals on the floor
Crawling down that highway
Cuz these dumb shits don’t know how to drive
I drove out in the night
Headed from where I’ve been
I was driving down the highway
When the traffic hit the scene
Stopped for miles there on the asphalt
Making me stop so suddenly
They had me stopping every minute
Before they let me get back home
I want to pass these idiots
So I can just lay that hammer down
But these morons on the highway
Just do their best to slow me down
Well, it’s a long way to Richmond
Going west on 64
All these asshats on the highway
Their brake pedals on the floor
Crawling down that highway
Cuz these dumb shits don’t know how to drive
My lane just now got empty
In the middle of this drive
I speed up to pass the slow creep
Let the speed get a hold of me
And I never saw him coming
Til he turned on his blue lights
And it’s a long way to Richmond
Going west on 64
With this traffic on this highway
Brake lights glowing in my eyes
Such a disappointing road trip
Cuz these dumb shits don’t know how to drive
