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Stupid Cockney Cow!
I loved you the moment I set eyes on you!
Long blond hair, smiling blue eyes,
A figure worth killing for.
My hopes were short lived.
You dashed the brains out of them.
Coldly, like a fisherman with an eel.
You spoilt it all when you opened your mouth,
And let four centuries of East-end bigotry,
Cascade out of your rancid gob.
Like five gallons of rotten fish offal.
You should have kept your mouth shut,
You foul-mouthed; stupid, cockney cow!
Make that a jellied eel!
