Human generator

I was struck by lightning and now my body is electrified.

My body has tons of electricity inside.

I can power things just like a generator.

My wife is making me power all of her appliances and I really hate her.

She has her blender plugged into my nose and the oven plugged into my ass.

I cause a power surge whenever I pass gas.

She has the refrigerator and the toaster plugged into my ears.

Someone please help me, I can no longer stand it here.

This is very demeaning but she doesn't care how I feel.

I have to live in misery just so she won't have to pay an electric bill.

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This is a fictional poem

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