Toupee or not toupee

I lost a lot of hair and I wore a toupee.

But a freak gust of wind blew it off my head yesterday.

I couldn't afford a new toupee so I wore my cat on my head.

I thought it would fool people but it made them laugh instead.

When I saw that people knew that my cat wasn't a toupee, my face turned red.

That darn cat scratched, bit and even shit on my head.

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This is a fictional poem

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