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Candy For The Cannibal
Rewrite of Lordi's song by the same name. A dark one written as a fictional reply to the band's song
I can no longer be silent
Oh yeah, today is the day
I finally have my way
My say
I can no longer avoid your looks
I know your story
I've read all the books, yeah
And choice at last made
I'm happier then ever before
Cause I know deep down
I've always wanted to be
A grown woman
In your grown man's candy store
I can't help this feeling
I've resisted way too long
I know so well your urge
And I feel it as well so strong
I know I'm dying for you to do your thing, oh oh
Baby, don't I look
Just so damn mouth watering
Chorus
I wanna be the ca-ca-candy for the cannibal
Won't you let me co-co-come on
Prove to the a-animal
I wanna be your t-t-t-tasty l-li-litte t-t-treat
Sweetie candy
I'll go down
Cause I'm so e-edible
Anytime, anywhere you want
You can start t-t-tenderizing my m-m-meat
Make meaty candy of me
You'll just love my meaty candy
You won't have to keep your distance
Cause I'm not like the other girls
I won't make you feel
So alone in this world
They call it stalking
I say shopping's the word
And next time you're shopping
I don't mind being
One of the girls who gets hurt
I know I'm dying for you to do your thing, oh oh
Baby, don't I look
Just so damn mouth watering
Chorus
You are simply a man
Not a beast
Oh so why can't they understand
A man's just gotta eat
The deal can be made today
I'll meet you there on Deathrow
The warden won't get a say
Today will be our day
Hidden away from all the other prisoner's sickened looks
No need to go among them shopping
I'm here now
The last meal you need cook
Chorus
2014 Ramona Thompson
