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Rewrite of K.C and the Sunshine Band's classic, Shake Your Booty

Every lady get out there

On that operating floor

Did that forbidden dance 

Made that big mistake

Now only one way to deal

With all those confused feelings

Give yourself a fighting chance

Abort abort abort

Abort abort abort

Abort that baby

Abort that baby

Oh, you know you can

You have to

Better then giving birth

Only to later

Throw it like unwanted trash

Down that wishing well

At motherhood you'd be 

The worse in the world

Tell me

Would't you rather avoid that hell

Oh, no other choice

Gotta abort abort abort

Abort abort abort

Abort that baby

Abort that baby

Abort abort abort abort

You know you want to

Know you just got to

Oh, for me, girl

Abort abort

Abort abort

Oh, abort, abort, abort

Abort abort abort

Abort that baby

Abort that ugly baby

Oh, abort, abort, abort

Abort abort abort

Abort that baby

Abort that ugly baby

Oh, abort, abort, abort, abort, abort

Abort our baby

Oh, you know

We don't really want it anyway

So why try and fight it from happening?

Stop that crying already

And abort abort abort abort

Abort that baby

Oh, if with this man you want  a second chance

Abort abort

Abort abort

Abort that baby

Come on

You know

You aint' ready to be a mama

So abort, abort

Abort abort

Abort that baby

Abort abort

Abort abort

Abort your baby

World's done got enough

Unwed fathers and whore mothers

Don't you agree?

So please

Abort abort

Come on, abort, abort

Come on abort that trailer trash baby

Ain't no maybe

Gotta do your duty

And abort

Come on

Abort abort

Girl, if you really love me...

ABORT THAT BABY!

2013 Ramona Thompson