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When Pigs Fly
Rewrite of the classic Prince song-When Doves Cry. Written because I am sick of being stalked by a certain someone!
No I dig not
Your mental picture
Of you and I engaged in a kiss
The thought of your body repulses me
So no
Oh Hell no, darling
I refuse to picture this
Dream I never of a courtyard
Your unreturned feelings
Send only my gag reflex into bloom
Why do you send to me such curious selfie poses
When never has there ever been that kind of heat
Heat between me and you
Chorus
How can you keep on stalking?
Thinking I'll someday be to you
Uncold (so uncold)
Baby, you're just too demanding
Coming on everyday
Too strong
Too bold
Maybe you should go cryin to your mother
About why your love life is never
Never satisfied
What makes you believe we'll ever be together?
Honey, that'll only happen the day
Pigs fly
Puke when you ask me if ever I will
Oh how it turns my stomach
Feelin' so sick inside
You really should be locked up
Don't make me ask for an order againest you
You and your lovesick crime
Chorus
How can you keep on stalking?
Thinking someday to you I will be
Uncold
(So uncold)
Baby, you're just too demanding
Coming on everyday too strong
Too bold
Maybe you should go cryin to your mother
About why your love life is never satisfied
Never satisfied
What makes you believe we will ever be together?
Honey, that'll only happen the day
Pigs fly
How can you keep on stalking?
Thinking someday to you I will be
Uncold
(So uncold)
Baby, you're just too demanding
Coming on everyday too strong
Too bold
Maybe you should go cryin to your mother
About why your love life is never satisfied
Never satisfied
What makes you believe we will ever be together?
Honey, that'll only happen the day
Pigs fly
When pigs fly
When pigs fly
(Pigs fly, pigs fly)
When pigs fly
(pigs fly, pigs fly)
So high
Oh boy
You must be
So high
2022 Ramona Thompson Felton
