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Drunken Mayonnaise
You can't outsmart me
I'm much too quick
constant hypocrisy
and roaring your point
Communication is mangled
You sing to me when you're drunk
and I smile under the
covers
It's these rare occasions
that make us equal
While I'm on your level,
you cannot be better than me
An angry little kid,
sloshing around, screaming
If I had acted
the way you did
I'd never hear the end
of it.
I'm too nice. I put up with too much.
When you're screaming
in my face, then kissing
my mouth,
It's hard to take you
seriously and
not just an
obnoxious little boy
It's hard to live
with you
when I don't even
know you.
