Flatmate

 

I have a maggot in my flat

and I call it my flatmate

It is a faggot, really fat

and gives me lots of headaches!

 

It eats my food and drinks my beer

and makes everything dirty

it reeks of soot and stinks quite queer

its smell can really hurt me!

 

It's up all night despite the light

makes noise and runs around

then wakes me up to fight and bite

a terrible compound!

 

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