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Malc the Converter
He stalks the night,
And stalks the day
Looking for anyone
He can turn gay.
He got a new girl
Took her to 131
Worked his magic
And had his fun
But it took just that night
To give her an awesome fright
Turned her straight to gay
And didn’t quite get his lay
So ladies try to stay away
‘Cos this man will turn you that way
With some dance moves, just weird
Will make you like ladies lower beard
Nick Burdett
