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Malc, and the knights of the Phalic shaped table
Malc, and the knights of the phalic shaped table
Malc, and his knights
all wearing tights
sat around the phalic table
unaware of the unfolding fable
For their quest
they head west
towards the sun
looking for fun
after a mile
they stop for a while
in a town called brackadady
which is where malc met, the bearded lady
The bearded lady
she said that maybe
Malc could get some soon
if he could bring her the moon
So a slight kiss later
the big masterbator
set off with his men
Meeting some danger
Malc called the dark ranger
to help him with the beast
the ranger jumped and swung
in the air he hung
the beast was dead, they had a feast
To prove his worth
Malc flopped out his girth
which impressed all his men
they called '10 out of 10'
WIth new inspiration
without hesitation
but the men did not know
where they had to go
Malcs quest made him frown
"how would I get it down"
"some sort of lasoo"
"yes, that would do"
Malcs idea
came quite clear
to get his love
he'd have to reach high above
The knights reached a big sign
saying about spiderman two
malc said 'she will be mine'
and started to produce his goo
At the end of it all
the goo reached up tall
wrote 'malc loves bearded lady'
then says 'yeh baby'
Back to brackadady
to see his dear lady
malc hugged her tight
and squezed her arse in delight
the journey was over
towards the end of october
phalic shaped table
concludes this strange fable
