Drummers always die

As satirized by This Is Spinal Tap,

drummers always seem to get the

short end of the stick.

What is it about divine movement

that forces us so early too our doom?

Why are we so cursed that

we battle the demons of life

and lose so often?

Is it in our brains?

Is it in our souls?

Is it part of some divine plot

to only yield fruit posthumously?

Those questions' answers are as lonely

as a Percussion Plus kit.

Bonzo. Moony. Gar Samuelson. The Rev. Martin Kearns.


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